what not to wear to a funeral

Shelly went to work at the salon Capelli a few weeks ago and knew she had a long day ahead of her; but she had just enough time to sneak out of work a few minutes early so she could go home and change into something more appropriate for her friends' father's funeral she would be attending later. Unfortunately a number of her late-day clients were late, including myself, and she ended up having to go straight to the viewing dressed in her typical ready-to-rock-n-roll attire . . .

Apparently she wore her coat the entire time. But after all, the dead don't really care what you wear; in fact I bet unlike the ones they left behind, they are someplace free to relish the irony.