Fred Tecce sent you a message on Facebook...
Facebook to Andrea show details 5:11 PM (1 hour ago)
Fred sent you a message.
When you get a minute, could you please send me a short essay - - nothing big, maybe 25-50 words or less, about how it feels to be SO FUCKING important that you can't find time to return an old friend's phone messages. It will not be graded for syntax or grammar.
wow. Actually he did call me on my birthday which was, yeah, February 14th. Despite how much Facebook annoys me, it is good for stuff like this.....anyway, Fred and I go back a LONG time, since I was 24 and working at his law firm, and now...well now I'm a hellofalot older and Fred has been on national TV 140 times in the past 14 months and is hoping to make a career of it and quit law altogether.
We will be going to Parc next week to catch up. Always a good time with Fred, who was known to occasionally pass out business cards which read,
"Frederick Tecce, Esq wishes to apologize for his behavior on _________"